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Gerald2 yrs
📍 Lake Minnetonka (surface)
"Still waters run deep. So do I. Permanently."
belly-uphook victimloves: nothing
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Sandra3 yrs
📍 Atlantic Ocean, drifting NW
"Looking for someone to drift with. I go wherever the current takes me."
net survivorbriefly wriggled
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Kenneth7 yrs
📍 Aisle 4, Whole Foods
"My friends say I'm bubbly. Former friends. I had friends."
well-preservedon ice$12.99/lb
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Big Mike23 yrs
📍 Beachfront, Massachusetts
"Misunderstood. The media did me dirty. Into long swims and dramatic music."
complicatedapex (former)
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Linda1 yr
📍 Your cat's bowl, 2023
"Vibrant, full of life. Past tense. Seeking someone who won't flush."
indoor fishtoilet burial
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Tiffany2 yrs
📍 Coral reef, somewhere warm
"Photo is recent. Recent-ish. Recent in geological terms. I looked exactly like this right up until I didn't."
online now??vibrant colorsplausible deniability
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Dave5 yrs
📍 Unknown (open water)
"Went with the flow. Too much flow, it turns out."
cause: unclearno regrets
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Terrence4 yrs
📍 Mediterranean, miscellaneous
"I contain multitudes. Eight of them. Had eight. Fewer now."
complicated anatomynet
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Donna8 yrs
📍 Mississippi River, middle part
"My profile pic is from a better time. A MUCH better time. Let's just say I've been through some things and leave it at that."
vintage photoriver galbeen through it
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Cheryl6 yrs
📍 Freezer aisle, Target
"I'm not like other fish. I'm in a box now. With lemon zest. Still, open to connections."
breadedready in 12 min
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NemoN/A
📍 Classified
"Long story. Complicated family. Would rather not discuss the dental office."
no commenttrauma
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I met Gerald three weeks ago. He was at the surface. I was at the surface. It felt like fate. He hasn't moved since, which honestly works for me.
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Brenda, Lake Erie
Together 3 weeks · Still floating
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Finally a dating app that doesn't judge me for being a little stiff. Or for not texting back. Or for just floating there. Most understood I've felt in years.
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Kenneth, Whole Foods
14 matches · On ice
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My wife said I should try it. My wife is also a dead fish so that tracks. Five stars. Would decompose again.
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Dave, Open Water
Married · Location: somewhere
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I joined as a joke. Now I have 847 matches, all unresponsive, and this is still going better than my last relationship. Premium was worth it.
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